Prologue
…. And as the day of reckoning draws near will these four intrepid explorers rise to the challenge and fight the golden Buddha of bong-along tooth and nail. The path will be long and the terrain treacherous, they will meet heroes and villains, and servants of the devil himself but through it all will they stand firm in the face of adversity. Strength of character and comradeship is key, their bonds are strong and their hearts hewn of gold but the test is a mighty one and only the bold will conquer. As the sun sets for one last time and the shadows draw long against the clouded forests in the east echoes of the defeated can be heard whispering….. ride once more unworthy souls and we shall see what evils lay hidden in the hearts of men!!!!
Starring in this most challenging of adventures is:
Team BomBabeWatch
Keith Rodgers aka Maximus
Matt Brain aka Dirk
Team The Dukes of Hassan
Adrian Dayman aka Daisy Daymo Duke
Jim Moulds aka Big Dog Duke
Mission : The Departure - leave the house before 4pm
8:00am - Keith you ready? yeah man just downloading more tunes to the ipod......
9.00am - Keith you ready? yeah man nearly done on the ipod.....
.......
5.00pm - Keith you f***** moron are you ready yet?? yeah man, just uppating the ipod and packing my bag.....
And so it begins.......the weakest link has been identified.....
3 hours later at the airport checkin....
Dirk- "Yeah, i have been growing my moustache professionally for several weeks......and jim would like a Hindu meal (snigger)"
2 hours later in the BA lounge....
Maximus- "I could stay here for the duration, free beer and food"
Dirk- "Dude, if they see you stashing food in your bag we are going to be kicked out"
8 hours later on the flight....
Dirk- "If someone doesn't shut that baby up im going to smother it with a pillow and flush it down the toilet"
Dog- "What the hell is this - i can't eat this - look at it - i have got cat vomit for lunch"
Daisy - "I don't think this woman wanted her lunch" (to the sound of retching)
Maximus - "I don't think i need this immigration card"
Immigration....
Daisy - "Where the hell is max - ha ha ha, he has been sent back to the plane for his immigration card"
Mumbai
…. And as the day of reckoning draws near will these four intrepid explorers rise to the challenge and fight the golden Buddha of bong-along tooth and nail. The path will be long and the terrain treacherous, they will meet heroes and villains, and servants of the devil himself but through it all will they stand firm in the face of adversity. Strength of character and comradeship is key, their bonds are strong and their hearts hewn of gold but the test is a mighty one and only the bold will conquer. As the sun sets for one last time and the shadows draw long against the clouded forests in the east echoes of the defeated can be heard whispering….. ride once more unworthy souls and we shall see what evils lay hidden in the hearts of men!!!!
Starring in this most challenging of adventures is:
Team BomBabeWatch
Keith Rodgers aka Maximus
Matt Brain aka Dirk
Team The Dukes of Hassan
Adrian Dayman aka Daisy Daymo Duke
Jim Moulds aka Big Dog Duke
Mission : The Departure - leave the house before 4pm
8:00am - Keith you ready? yeah man just downloading more tunes to the ipod......
9.00am - Keith you ready? yeah man nearly done on the ipod.....
.......
5.00pm - Keith you f***** moron are you ready yet?? yeah man, just uppating the ipod and packing my bag.....
And so it begins.......the weakest link has been identified.....
3 hours later at the airport checkin....
Dirk- "Yeah, i have been growing my moustache professionally for several weeks......and jim would like a Hindu meal (snigger)"
2 hours later in the BA lounge....
Maximus- "I could stay here for the duration, free beer and food"
Dirk- "Dude, if they see you stashing food in your bag we are going to be kicked out"
8 hours later on the flight....
Dirk- "If someone doesn't shut that baby up im going to smother it with a pillow and flush it down the toilet"
Dog- "What the hell is this - i can't eat this - look at it - i have got cat vomit for lunch"
Daisy - "I don't think this woman wanted her lunch" (to the sound of retching)
Maximus - "I don't think i need this immigration card"
Immigration....
Daisy - "Where the hell is max - ha ha ha, he has been sent back to the plane for his immigration card"
Mumbai
Everyone - "F***** its raining more here then back in the UK"
Dog - "The tuk tuk's look bigger then i imagined"
Daisy - "20 Rupees for a water - you were robbed"
Maximus - "I might just stay here for 2 weeks, coffee costs 7 pence"
11 comments:
haha, quality... keep it up with the posts - and i see you went for the full spinal tap with the beard! about to go on hols ourselves but look forward to an update when we get back :)
Quality, try and keep the blog going if you can, but you had better make double entrys so i can send the clean ones to mom and mandy, will you be wearing a hanky on your head in true british tradition, or will you be turning hindu. keep it up !!!!!!!
helloooooo there... yay i'm proud to be the first girlie leaving a message on here... mr brain will you please turn your frigging phone lock on, i nearly got thrown off the train for getting 37 simultaneous text messages - none of which had any content... good luck to my boys xxx
ps i've just looked at your one and only photo... Matt that beard is the most ridiculous thing i've seen since that bird off Hollyoaks' boob job... xx
Nice blog, sat in a very posh hotel bar in Hong Kong as I type, whilst Rob is in down town Kowloon getting hot and sticky with some Chinese King Fu experts! It's great here - but I'm very jealous, it sounds like the advenure of a life time. Keep up the blog, looking forward to the next installment. S & R xxxxx
oh and matt - i'm with anna on this one - that beard is truly daft
Hiya Matt, Nat ea. Liking the beard but still fink it needs to cum off! Oh ye and about that comment bout the baby on the plane..... i no not to ask u to babysit!! Good Luck with the race n see u soon. Luv NAT & THE BUMP XXX
Hiya Bro!!
Love the beard makes you look like a bad 70s porn star!!!!. Lets hope you dont act like them and stay up all night!!! get some sleep mate so you can drive safe!!!. you know what clarkson said about the drivers over there, one driving three in the back, driving instructor asks if they can see the cow in the road, if so and the driver misses it they all pass with flying colours. best of luck!!!
hey uncle matt...im lovin da beard.. buy let me guess dat appened wen ur were a bit drunk lol?!oh by the way good luck in the race... i av no idea why u went 2 india thou jst read nats messsage lol:s! ill read ur blog and prob find out lol! good luck uncle matt w.e ur doin lol! please shave ur beard of... cuz memba wat nan sed u got 6 years left 2 get a women n av kids lol trust me u woe wiv dat beard!!!!!!! lol im jokin love you xxxxxxx lexi xxxxxxx
Maximus you big blad queen. Glad to hear your the same old bro, as in still downloading tunes and the immigration thing. Its a talent my brother and you do it well. The blog is excellent, whoever is writing it, can you tell them to keep it going. I'm an unlicensed skint builder from Oz with no work, the blog is all I have!!!!
Give my love to all the relations over there. Phill
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